GILES: That's the flora kua alaya. A native of Paraguay, if my botany serves.

WILLOW: Is there anything you don't know everything about?

GILES: Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.

~~BtVS 7x01 “Lessons”~~

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Giles: (raised voice) Cordelia!

Cordelia: What?! Why does everyone always yell my name? I'm not deaf! And I can take a hint. What's the hint?

Giles: To come back later.

Cordelia: Yeah, when you've visited decaf land.

~~Buffy Episode #20: "The Dark Age"~~

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GLORY/FIRST: I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips, assuming their lips haven't been torn off.

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Angelus: And this... this is the garden.

Drusilla: Wow! Look. Jasmine.

Angelus: Night blooming.

Drusilla: Like us. Oh, Angel, it's fairyland. Ooh!

Spike: It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us.

Angelus: If you don't like it, Spike, hit the stairs and go. Take a stand, man.
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XANDER: The center of Sunnydale's Hellmouth was-

BUFFY: Under the library.

XANDER: Right. Now, exactly where the library was, we have-

BUFFY: Principal's office.

DAWN: So he's evil?

BUFFY: Or in a boatload of danger.

XANDER: The last two principals were eaten. Who'd even apply for the job?

~~BtVS 7x01 “Lessons”~~

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GILES: I'll go dig up my sources. Quite literally, actually.

ANYA: Come on, let's go assemble the cannon fodder.

XANDER: That's not what we're calling them, sweetie.

ANYA: Not to their faces. What, am I insensitive?

~~BtVS 7x22 “Chosen”~~

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BUFFY: I wanna hear about you and Oz. You saw him, right?

WILLOW: I was with him all night.

BUFFY: All night? Oh my god. Wait. Last night was a wolf moon, right?

WILLOW: Yup.

BUFFY: Either you're about to tell me something incredibly kinky, or-
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Patient 1: Can't hear it. What's the frequency? Empty. All spilled out.

Dawn: Please. Y-you see me, right? Look at me.

Patient 2: Can't stop it!

Dawn: You know what I am, don't you? You all know!

Patient 1: Can't hear it, can't hear it, can't hear it

Dawn: Tell me!

Patient 1: Can't hear it, can't hear it ...

Dawn: What am I?
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ANGELUS: What did the Moon tell you? Did you have a vision? Is something coming?

DRUSILLA: Oh, yeah. Something terrible. Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst...

ANGELUS: Where?

DRUSILLA: At the museum. A tomb... with a surprise inside.

ANGELUS: You can see all that in your head?

SPIKE: No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper.

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DAWN: (tearful) I'm not even there, am I?

BUFFY: What?

DAWN: You said it a second ago. You don't have a sister. It's your ideal reality, and I'm not even a part of it.

BUFFY: Dawn, I ... I didn't mean-

DAWN: I have to go finish my chores.

~~Buffy Season 6 Episode #117~~

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